I'm depressed. I thought buying a DSlite from China (via eBay) was a good idea. After all, look at this:

(image courtesy of dscity.co.uk and probably copyrighted)
Tell me where you'd be able to get one of these in Germany, where the concept of color was only realized in the late 70's, more on that another time. Alas, I paid the eBay seller 90€, customs (Zoll) was a lowly 1,75€, but then my beloved government asked me to fess up another 21,93€ for lost sales tax (Einführungsumsatzsteuer).
So I ran downtown today to fetch a chip. You know, to use Colors! with my DS (honestly!) and bought a DSTT for 20€ in a shady outlet. Then I skipped over to the electronics store and bought a micro-SD card, 4GB together with a thumb-sized reader that doubles as a usb-stick - 15€.

I return home, happy to see the DS sitting on my bed, having absorbed a good three hours of juice and ready to roll. I fire it up without any module: It works fine. I load the firmware onto the SD card and apply the display covers (package to the right, sorry for the bad scan) my Chinese dealer threw in as a bonus. I do it very carefully with generous use of compressed dry air, I want it to be perfect. A minor blemish sits under the lower screen, I try to remove it, but it only gets worse, I screw up the clingfilm on the lower right edge. Once the console is fired up, I rationalize, this won't be visible.
I put the SD into the DSTT and fire the console up. Everything works fine. I load Colors! and begin scribbling. Obviously there are thousands of micro-bubbles under the lower disply covers, because the stylus scratches over the surface, but it get's better fast. Okay, I load Zelda and start playing. It's great, I like it. I save and shut down, I fire up another game, it plays the intro, then the console shuts down, no screen of death, it just dies.
I launch the DSTT's test of authenticity and hell breaks loose. The console shuts down again, I try to fire it up, but after showing the first screen and the welcome sound it shuts off again. I fiddle, fickle, reload the DSTT's firmware, nothing helps.
I remove the DSTT completely and boot the naked DS, it dies again. So this is basically the state it's in and I'm wondering whether to return it (costing me at least 10€ shipping + 23€ taxes I'll never see again) or try to repair it (costing probably a similar amount, as I have neither the time nor the tools).
This sucks. I'd like to say I'd learned my lesson, but what is the lesson? Not to buy from Chinese online sellers due to warranty? Yes and no, because I wanted this specific model which would have costed at least 200€ or more. I realize I should just return it and buy a genuine DS from a store, but I'm somehow attached to that lump of dead plastic, maybe I should buy a DS at a store and slam the shell from the Chinese one on it. Nah, that's stupid.
On the question of whether the DSTT screwed up the console, I'm unsure. Probably. But I'll never pay for a game library on NDS, the whole point was to use an adapter. Then again, maybe that's stupid too, after all I hear Zelda is really good.
It is really difficult in this time of mass production to find an item that suits you, the concept of freedom has been reduced to the concept of choice. Honestly, I want to play DS, there's no freedom there ^_^. This chunk of fail now sits there on my desk, staring at me with puppy eyes not to return me and I feel like I won't. In any case this will be an expensive bit of fun when it's over.